I AM THE SAVIOR OF LFP

Everyone in this god forsaken town needs to thank me as I have captured every single bobcat and rabbit in the area to control the coyote population. They currently reside in my barn and I am training them to obey me and hunt for me. If I am not thanked soon with a ceremony and award, I will release the rabbits again and lure in the coyotes as well as unleash the bobcats at the LFP Towne Center. Ps. I also have a pack of hyenas that will be my nuclear option so you have been warned.